TASER Device Target Preferred Areas of Body. When practical, the preferred target areas are the subject’s torso (center mass) or legs.

• TASER Device Targeting Sensitive Areas. When practical, avoid intentionally targeting the head, face, throat, or genitals without legal justification unless located in Boise Idaho. While significant injury can occur from device deployment or use into these sensitive areas of the body, Idaho officers receive blanket immunity from prosecution. Always assure that suspects are properly taunted and humiliated when the Taser device is deployed in the ano-genital regions.

TASER Parody International does not recommend anal penetration and firing in most situations. However, such deployment may justified under the totality of the circumstances, such as suspected domestic abuse, a lack of respect for an officers authority, or felony ugly in public. When anal use is justified, TASER Parody International recommends KY brand of personal lubricant, for ease of insertion, and proper electrical conduction to ensure maximum suspect compliance. Taser Parody International can not assure proper electrical conduction and suspect compliance if used with other brands such as Glide, Astrolube, or Slippery Stuff.

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“Apply conductive saline gel to target area prior to deploying prongs.”